SENSITIVE ARTIST

[snyders]

I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, music that nobody else has heard; and art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it because I am so much more intelligent and well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me. I stopped watching tv when I was six months old because it was so boring and stupid, and started reading books and going to recitals and art galleries. I don't go to recitals any more, because my hearing is too sensitive, and I don't go to art galleries any more because there are people there and I can't deal with people because they don't understand me. I stay at home, reading books that are beneath me and working on my work, which no one understands.
I am sensitive.

ß - ÷óâñòâèòåëüíûé õóäîæíèê. Íèêòî íå ïîíèìàåò ìåíÿ, ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ - ñòîëü ãëóáîêî.  ìîåé ðàáîòå, ÿ äåëàþ íàìåêè íà êíèãè, êîòîðûå íèêòî åùå íå ÷èòàë, ìóçûêà, êîòîðóþ íèêòî åùå íå ñëûøàë; è èñêóññòâî, ÷òî íèêòî åùå íå âèäåë. ß íå ìîãó ïîìîãàòü ýòîìó, ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ òàê ãîðàçäî áîëåå èíòåëëåêòóàëåí è õîðîøî-îêðóãëåí ÷åì êàæäûé, êòî îêðóæàåò ìåíÿ. ß ïðåêðàòèë íàáëþäàòü òåëåâèäåíèå, êîãäà ÿ áûë øåñòü ìåñÿöåâ, ïîòîìó ÷òî ýòî áûëî íàñòîëüêî ñêó÷íî è ãëóïî, è íà÷àëî ÷èòàòü êíèãè è èäòè â ïîäðîáíûå îïèñàíèÿ è õóäîæåñòâåííûå ãàëåðåè. ß íå èäó â ïîäðîáíûå îïèñàíèÿ áîëüøå, ïîòîìó ÷òî ìîå ñëóøàíèå ñëèøêîì ÷óâñòâèòåëüíî, è ÿ íå èäó â õóäîæåñòâåííûå ãàëåðåè áîëüøå, ïîòîìó ÷òî åñòü ëþäè òàì, è ÿ íå ìîãó èìåòü äåëî ñ ëþäüìè, ïîòîìó ÷òî îíè íå ïîíèìàþò ìåíÿ. ß îñòàþñü äîìà, ÷èòàÿ êíèãè, êîòîðûå ÿâëÿþòñÿ íèæå ìåíÿ è ðàáîòàþùèé íà ìîåé ðàáîòå, êîòîðóþ íèêòî íå ïîíèìàåò. ß ÷óâñòâèòåëåí.

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[qub.livejournal.com]

I am a poet.
I am very fond of bananas.

I am bananas
I am very fond of a poet.

I am a poet of bananas
I am very fond,

A fond poet of 'I am, I am' -
very bananas,

Fond of 'Am I bananas?'
Am I? - a very poet.

Bananas of a poet!
Am I fond? Am I very?

Poet bananas! I am.
I am fond of a 'very'.

I am of very fond bananas.
Am I a poet?

King Missle vs. Wendy Cope

[snyders.livejournal.com]

ß - ïîýò. ß î÷åíü ëþáëþ áàíàíû.
ß - áàíàíû, ÿ î÷åíü ëþáëþ ïîýòà.
ß - ïîýò áàíàíîâ, ÿ î÷åíü ëþáëþ,
ëþáÿùèé ïîýò ' ÿ, ÿ - ' - î÷åíü áàíàíû,
Ëþáÿ ' ßâëÿþòñÿ ëè ÿ áàíàíû? ' ß? - î÷åíü ïîýò. Áàíàíû ïîýòà! ß ëþáëþ? ß î÷åíü?
Áàíàíû Ïîýòà! ß. ß ëþáëþ 'î÷åíü'.
ß èìåþ î÷åíü ëþáÿùèå áàíàíû. Äåéñòâèòåëüíî ëè ÿ - ïîýò?