Bottle-flies like an arrow

C: - Ó ìåíÿ ÷åðíûé ïîÿñ ïî êàðàòå!
H: - À ó ìåíÿ æåëòàÿ ðåçèíêà îò òðóñîâ ïî ïëàâàíèþ!

(interesting if viewed as example of chat with computer. taken from here.)

LJ: discussion watch

Absolutely necessary option to set ON/OFF "Watch" on in interesting discussions. Option for discussion owners/participants to see who set the watches. Should be easy one-click mechanism. Ideally any new message in a discussion should make buzzzz sound and a blinking icon on a desktop showing instead of icon-name topic of the discussion.

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Taken from here

Ooooo...

http://www.livejournal.com/admin/console/

didn't know about this feature.